IF ANY OF YOU EVER SEE ME IN PUBLIC THE CODE IS to back the fuck off cuz a lot of you are fucking embarrassing
when you feel the first cramp
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics
what do kids even watch on tv now since theres no hannah montana or lizzie mcguire or fresh prince or suite life of zac and cody???^#$?????11!?!?
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean
When kids scream in public
*winkes at you* you’re so pretty aphrodite would be jealous
NO HAVE YOU READ THE STORIES
NOW SHE’S GOING TO TRY TO KILL ME OR WORSE
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
a couple years ago I was a pizza delivery boy and I discovered something pretty neat. if someone orders a pizza with toppings you like you can eat one slice of it and get away scott free because nobody checks the pizza to make sure it’s all there until after they’ve…