jokes about leonardo dicaprio not winning an oscar
one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”
you know whats gross
that people w penises are generally v v educated about their bodies as kids like they know exactly whats gonna happen
but like for me i had no idea what vaginal discharge was and when i started getting it in 5th grade i was fucking petrified and i hear so many stories about little girls thinking that theyre dying because no one told them what a period was
idk thats just really fucking shitty that female anatomy is so taboo that we cant even properly educate kids
"I love you."
“What if I got a bowl cut”
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Flaphack #6: Turn your old CD holder into a *handy snack holder!
*handiness not guaranteed
how high is Denny’s rn
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowman
hey whats that film where michael cera plays an awkward teenager
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
you dont comment on someones weight
y o u d o n t c o m m e n t o n s o m e o n e s w e i g h t
YOU DONT COMMENT ON SOMEONES WEIGHT
Y O U D O N T C O M M E N T O N S O M E O N E S W E I G H T
This Is How Koalas Run