GUYS

clevverbot:

IF ANY OF YOU EVER SEE ME IN PUBLIC THE CODE IS to back the fuck off cuz a lot of you are fucking embarrassing

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

crystallized-teardrops:

what do kids even watch on tv now since theres no hannah montana or lizzie mcguire or fresh prince or suite life of zac and cody???^#$?????11!?!?

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

stoned-levi:

that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean

stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public

badjade:

letterstopercyjackson:

*winkes at you* you’re so pretty aphrodite would be jealous

NO HAVE YOU READ THE STORIES

NOW SHE’S GOING TO TRY TO KILL ME OR WORSE

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

officialunitedstates:

a couple years ago I was a pizza delivery boy and I discovered something pretty neat. if someone orders a pizza with toppings you like you can eat one slice of it and get away scott free because nobody checks the pizza to make sure it’s all there until after they’ve…

belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.